ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
>Smart man + smart woman = romance
>
>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>
>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>
>Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>
>Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>
>Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>
>Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>SHOPPING MATH
>
>A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
>
>A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.
>GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
>A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
>
>A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.
>
>A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.
>
>A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
>HAPPINESS
>
>To be happy with a man, you must understand
him a lot and love him a
>little.
>
>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a
lot and not try to
understand
>her at all.
>
>LONGEVITY
>
>Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot
more
>willing to die.
>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
>A woman marries a man expecting he will
change, but he doesn't.
>
>A man marries a woman expecting that she
won't change, and she does.
>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
>A woman has the last word in any argument.
>
>Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
>
>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING
YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
>
>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and
>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped
after I started
doing
the
>same thing to them at funerals.
IF u HAVE READ THIS,PLS NOTE THAT IT IS FOR A SMART WOMAN WHO
NEEDS A LAUGH AND FOR THE SMART GUYS WHO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT.
Parcelled to my parents on:Seven-Eleven-Eighty-four(it's a store n more!)
Affectionately known as:WiLdDaZzLez,XiaoYong,Shortie,Ai Zai,XiaoStar,Yep MeiMei,Mee Siam(coz sounds MissSssSsYep),Sotong,Monkey,Leylong,Big-Po,Da-zhu,
Current Ht:Officially 151cm!(No more rounding off)
Wishlist/Personal collections: Canon or Olympus or Sony Digicam ,The Body Shop Series(love the fragrances),Swatches(classy,exotic timepieces), Lamps(of exotic designs),Travel,travel,travel!(Who can sponsor me on a Round the world tour?) FREEDOM .
Missions for this sem: Healthier lifestyle(regular meals + fitness routine + adequate rest),SOIREE2005(NUSHB Annual Concert),CENTENNIAL CELEBRATIONS:ORIENTAL SUITE, IMPRESSIONS 2005(Harmonica Orchestra annual concert/recitals),
more active volunteering, do sth for those i care abt b4 i graduate,do a kind deed for those who cannot return my favour,spend more quality time w fam/frens, be more observant/sensitive, maintain/pull up my C.A.P, indulge in my likes, pamper myself.
[[*My Adores*]]
Finger-lickin' gastronomies: Kenny Roger's muffins, Fish n Co. Chips,seafood platter, buffets of all sorts,cholatey chocs,
,desserts(Oh, my Cendol!) n patries(TOP FAV:peach Danish),Spicy stuff,Softshell crabs,Almost all fruits(except jackfruit n banana),
Local delights eg. Rojak,BakkutTeh,Popiah,Mee Siam,any (hygenic)mamak dishes,the list keeps evolving...
Savoury concoctions:Iced lemon tea,zappel,fruit juices,green tea,chrysanthemum,honey,tantalising spills!
Idols:My family,my frens,oh, AND I worship myself!wahaha~
My trendy colours:Sapphire blue,soft hues.
[[*My Detests*]]
Pests:Hypocrites,narrow-minded-and-small-hearted ppl,BIG Liars,underhanded cheaters,shallow/insincere creatures!
Solid/fluid wastes:Herbal tonics claiming to boost ht increase,Used to hate bittergourd,but fantastic culinary overode its bitterness somehow.
Obstacles:My hostel's loosened shower grip,AND i got anthr hopeless heater tiz sem!
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