Thx JW for fwdg me such interesting mails.Duno why felt abit offended last nite on MSN, perhaps due to PMS...sigh.
The following is in honour to a r~c*st friend,for queeing at the bank to cash in a cheque for me.Knowing how extreme he can get... EnjoY!
1. You unwrap gifts very carefully, so you can save
and reuse the wrapping (and especially those ribbons).
2. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100
rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom
of an adult child who has move out.
3. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all
times.
4. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin
containers. You use the grocery bags to hold garbage.
5. You hate to waste food.
a ) Even if you're totally full, if someone says
they're going to throw away the leftovers on the
table, you'll finish them. (Your mom will give a
lecture about starving kids in Africa)
b ) You have Tupperware in your fridge with three
bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
6. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard
full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, take
out containers, and jam jars.
7. You have a collection of minature shampoo bottles
that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
8. You wipe your plate and utensils or wash them in a
small basin of hot water before you eat every time you
go to a restaurant.
9. You own a rice cooker and a slow cooker.
10. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before
cooking it.
11. You fight (literally) over who pays the dinner
bill.
12. You have a teacup with a cover on it.
13. If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive
walkman if you're over 20, you own a really expensive
camera.
14. You're a wok user.
15. You only make long distance calls after 7pm.
16. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs
still attached-it means they're fresh.
17. You never call your parents just to say hi.
18. If you don't live at home, when your parents call,
they'll ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
19. Your parents tell you to boil herbs and stay
inside when you get sick. They also tell you not to
eat fried foods or baked goods because they're heaty
(yeet hay in Cantonese).
20. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even
though you only sit 10 feet apart.
21. You always cook too much.
22. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but
don't eat the last piece of food on the table.
23. You starve yourself before going to all you can
eat buffet.
24. You know someone who can get you a good deal on
jewelry or electronics, computers.
25. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
26. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.
27. You know why this list consists of only
"28"reasons.
28. You take this message and forward it to all your
Chinese friends.
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There are four more indications that you need to add
8-)
*29 You wrap with napkins all the knives, spoons and
forks of the airline that you fly on and put in your
travelbag as souvenirs
*30 You never forget to take with you all the unused
bath and facial tissues when you check out from the
hotel because you believe that you have paid its all.
*31 You will laugh at yourself when you read all of
them
*32 And you will always proud because you're Chinese
Parcelled to my parents on:Seven-Eleven-Eighty-four(it's a store n more!)
Affectionately known as:WiLdDaZzLez,XiaoYong,Shortie,Ai Zai,XiaoStar,Yep MeiMei,Mee Siam(coz sounds MissSssSsYep),Sotong,Monkey,Leylong,Big-Po,Da-zhu,
Current Ht:Officially 151cm!(No more rounding off)
Wishlist/Personal collections: Canon or Olympus or Sony Digicam ,The Body Shop Series(love the fragrances),Swatches(classy,exotic timepieces), Lamps(of exotic designs),Travel,travel,travel!(Who can sponsor me on a Round the world tour?) FREEDOM .
Missions for this sem: Healthier lifestyle(regular meals + fitness routine + adequate rest),SOIREE2005(NUSHB Annual Concert),CENTENNIAL CELEBRATIONS:ORIENTAL SUITE, IMPRESSIONS 2005(Harmonica Orchestra annual concert/recitals),
more active volunteering, do sth for those i care abt b4 i graduate,do a kind deed for those who cannot return my favour,spend more quality time w fam/frens, be more observant/sensitive, maintain/pull up my C.A.P, indulge in my likes, pamper myself.
[[*My Adores*]]
Finger-lickin' gastronomies: Kenny Roger's muffins, Fish n Co. Chips,seafood platter, buffets of all sorts,cholatey chocs,
,desserts(Oh, my Cendol!) n patries(TOP FAV:peach Danish),Spicy stuff,Softshell crabs,Almost all fruits(except jackfruit n banana),
Local delights eg. Rojak,BakkutTeh,Popiah,Mee Siam,any (hygenic)mamak dishes,the list keeps evolving...
Savoury concoctions:Iced lemon tea,zappel,fruit juices,green tea,chrysanthemum,honey,tantalising spills!
Idols:My family,my frens,oh, AND I worship myself!wahaha~
My trendy colours:Sapphire blue,soft hues.
[[*My Detests*]]
Pests:Hypocrites,narrow-minded-and-small-hearted ppl,BIG Liars,underhanded cheaters,shallow/insincere creatures!
Solid/fluid wastes:Herbal tonics claiming to boost ht increase,Used to hate bittergourd,but fantastic culinary overode its bitterness somehow.
Obstacles:My hostel's loosened shower grip,AND i got anthr hopeless heater tiz sem!
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Artist:
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